"Hate" is such a strong word, I tend to like "strongly dislike" much better so that's my PSA for the night.
OC -
I cannot stand Vicki - she's such a control freak and talks so much trash about and to her husband. She ought to be glad somebody wifed her up with her no-chin havin' ugly ass! The way she tries to manipulate her children is wrong, wrong, wrong and I was so glad that her son made her cry when she "popped up" on him at his dorm. Is she nuckin' futs?! Remember when she fell at that party in front of everybody and when she got beaned with the football on Lake Havasu? I was cracking the hell up!
Gretchen. Don't like her either. She's pretty, but she's also fake, phony, plastic and now she's humpin' around with Slade? She probably had her eye on him all along. She was out and about, flirting way to much with other men while her honey was in the hospital. What she needed to do is have her a** there at the hospital 24/7 instead of out acting like she was single.
Lauri - don't even get me started on Whori. The plastic b!tch let her daughter get her son strung out on drugs, then turned him over to the State 'cuz she couldn't handle it. Then she leaves her daughters unsupervised for weeks at a time while she's out partying and she let a dog starve to death in her backyard? I'm gonna call my pastor and put her a** on the prayer list!
NY -
The "Countess." Prententious b!tch. Remember when she went to the Boys & Girls Clubs? Fake and phony. Those girls were looking at her like she sprouted another head out her ass. And what was this about, "introduce me as Countess" to the chauffeur when she was going out with someone I can't recall right now. And then, when Ramona (?) put her on blast about how much older her husband was than she was. She was acting all brand new like 10+ age difference is not a big deal - the hell it ain't!
Bethenny - can't stand her either. "Anorexaholic." LOL! At first I felt sorry for her 'cuz Kelly was in her ass so deep, it didn't even make sense, but now - she's a judgemental b!tch who thinks she's so witty and funny but she's so not.
NJ
When it was all said and done, I didn't like none of them. Teresa tryna' push her ugly daughter into modeling and acting was a damn joke. That kid couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag with a hole in it. When the hell did lifting a table off the floor 2 inches and letting it slam back down be classified as a "table flip." PLEASE. Do people know what "flip" means? They need to go somewhere with that fake bullsh!t!
Danielle - she needs to be on desparate housewives 'cuz that's one desparate b!tch. Ain't no way in hell I would've allowed them to film me being stood up by a BLIND DATE and begging my ex for money! And what about when she asked baldy to go in the bathroom at dinner and he told her ugly, plastic, botoxed ass to "finish your dinner." Mortification on the highest level! And the way she manipulated Jackie's dumb ass. *SMH* (shaking my head)
Caroline - always tryna' come across as the tough one. I bet she would cry and pee on herself if she really was in the streets and faced with some real sh!t about to go down. Her only admirable quality was her strong relationship with her kids and husband.
Jackie - doormat. How the hell can you not control a 16 year-old? That sh!t wouldn't go down under my roof. All that "guilt" about not being able to give her "everything" when she was a baby is a bunch of horsesh!t. Oh, so now you gonna let her run all willie nillie over ya dumb-ass! And how stupid was it that she was acting like she didn't know whether or not to choose her family or Danielle? B!tch are you smokin' crack? Blood is thicker than water and she better be glad she dropped Danielle like a bad habit! You let Danielle get a whiff of you being tossed out the family - she'll be up in your man's face and in your bed quicker than you can say "blowjob in the bathroom."
Dina - Don't she know she's married to a homo? Damn girl - the coffee is all up ya nose and you ain't smelt it yet? And honey, she ain't no damn interior decorator. Her damned house looked like the Compton Swap Meet on a Saturday morning at the first of the month! And what about when she was tryna' hire that teenage boy as an "assistant" and asked him if he accepted "other forms of payment." Girl, that game was w.e.a.k. If she wanted to give him the vajayjay, I sure in the hell didn't want to know about it.
ATL
I can't stand none of these wanna-be b!tches, either. The only two that are
barely tolerable are Kim and Kandi.
Nene started off as humble and likable, but now she's morphed into some kind of animal I can't even describe so I just refer to her as Chewbacca. Loud and ugly, I'm not feelin' her on no level. She's an embarassment to all women - black, white, brown, purple or green!
Lisa - this snake in the grass, crackhead ho! She need to sit the hell down somewhere with her lame-ass husband and try to figure out how she's gonna explain to her kids that the judge let Daddy have you because....... Try again b!tch with your washed up husband. Like I said before, Plaxico Burris will get picked up by a team before Ed Hartwell. She's one of them b!tches who try to come across all sugar and spice and everything nice, but then she plants sh!t and watches all hell break lose all around her and laughs. I wish she would try to flip Kim over the couch - I bet Kim would snatch her wig off and give her a run for her money (oops! I forgot, Lisa is b.r.o.k.e.)!
Sheree - another one who tried to come off all pretentious and better than everybody else but as it turns out, not only is she dumb for claiming that she didn't know the mortgage wasn't being paid on her home (she knew), she then goes through the humiliation of foreclosure on camera thinking that this is going to garner sympathy from the viewers. Backfired! I was thinking that's what the hell you get you condescending c*nt! She needs to take a page out of Kim's book and find her uptight a** a "Big Poppa" somewhere to knock the dust and cobwebs out that vajayjay so she can relax - or maybe she'd prefer some woman to put on the strap-on and bang her a** like a loose shutter in a rainstorm!